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XHTMLOL http://xhtmlol.com HyperText Markup LOLz; Jokes for Designers, Code Monkeys, and 38 year old virgins Fri, 08 Mar 2013 17:15:51 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 It’s a Pretty Standard Form for Most Projects http://xhtmlol.com/03/08/oh-no-its-a-pretty-standard-form-for-most-projects/ http://xhtmlol.com/03/08/oh-no-its-a-pretty-standard-form-for-most-projects/#comments Fri, 08 Mar 2013 17:15:51 +0000 paceaux http://xhtmlol.com/?p=192 Continue reading →]]>

<form id="projects">

 <fieldset id="upperManagement">

  <input type="useless"  value="high" />

 </fieldset>

 <fieldset id="requirements">

  <input type="hidden"  name="bussinessRules"/>

  <input type="hidden"  name="browsersInScope"/>

 </fieldset>

 <fieldset id="design">

  <label for="crappyDesign">Type of Web Design</label>

  <select id="crappyDesign">

   <option value="gradients and rounded corners">Web 2.0</option>

   <option value="not usable">Innovative</option>

   <option value="Only works in Chrome">Modern</option>

   <option value="Only works in Internet Explorer">Traditional</option>

   <option value="has to work in IE6">Professional</option>

  </select>

  <label for="douches">Social blogosphere hipsterse</label>

  <input type="radio" name="designFirm"  id="douches" value="douchebaggery"/>

  <label for="dicks">The Experts in Everything</label>

  <input type="radio" name="designFirm" id="dicks" value="useless opinion on everything" />

  <label for="dumbasses">Startup Design Boutique</label>

  <input type="radio" name="designFirm" id="dumbasses" value="owning the Adobe suite" />

  <label for="friendsOfCEO">They have a nice website...</label>

  <input type="radio" name="designFirm" id="friendsOfCEO" value="it could be done better in wordpress" />

 </fieldset>

 <fieldset id="development">

  <select id="ourDevelopers">

   <option value="over-worked and stretched thin">Senior</option>

   <option value="new hires">Junior</option>

  </select>

 </fieldset>

 <fieldset id="theirDevelopers">

  <label for="lowBudget">Off Shore</label>

  <input type="radio" name="devTeamWhereabouts" id="lowBudget" value="half the cost in twice the time" />

  <label for="noBudget">On Site</label>

  <input type="radio" name="devTeamWhereabouts" id="noBudget" value="twice the cost" />

  <label for="shitsGivenAboutYourProblem">Experience</label>

  <input type="range" id="shitsGivenAboutYourProblem" min="0" max="2"  step="-1" />

 </fieldset>

</form>

]]> http://xhtmlol.com/03/08/oh-no-its-a-pretty-standard-form-for-most-projects/feed/ 0 The Scope of Your Variable Might Be A Problem http://xhtmlol.com/09/17/the-scope-of-your-variable-might-be-a-problem/ http://xhtmlol.com/09/17/the-scope-of-your-variable-might-be-a-problem/#comments Mon, 17 Sep 2012 16:26:01 +0000 paceaux http://xhtmlol.com/?p=186 Continue reading →]]>

function thisProject(){

var developer = boss || developers;

while (developer == developers){

doWork();

progress++;

}

while (developer == boss){

undoWork();

progress-=2;

return "can you fix it?"

}

}

function undoWork(){

for (i= 0; i == progress; i++){

work = deleteThings() || breakThings() || changeThings();

}

return facepalm;

}

]]> http://xhtmlol.com/09/17/the-scope-of-your-variable-might-be-a-problem/feed/ 0 Finally the Black Sheep Song Makes Sense http://xhtmlol.com/05/15/finally-the-black-sheep-song-makes-sense/ http://xhtmlol.com/05/15/finally-the-black-sheep-song-makes-sense/#comments Tue, 15 May 2012 15:44:52 +0000 paceaux http://xhtmlol.com/?p=180 var this = that;

var that = this;
var youCanGetWith = this || that;
while (youCanGetWith !="this" || youCanGetWith != "that"){
this = "where it's at";
}

]]> http://xhtmlol.com/05/15/finally-the-black-sheep-song-makes-sense/feed/ 0 You know you could use the asterisk selector, right? http://xhtmlol.com/03/13/you-know-you-could-use-the-asterisk-selector-right/ http://xhtmlol.com/03/13/you-know-you-could-use-the-asterisk-selector-right/#comments Tue, 13 Mar 2012 13:21:57 +0000 paceaux http://xhtmlol.com/?p=169



.this.project:not(.awesome){

font-style: bold;

}

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]]> http://xhtmlol.com/03/13/you-know-you-could-use-the-asterisk-selector-right/feed/ 0 Some functions are much clearer than others http://xhtmlol.com/01/27/some-functions-are-much-clearer-than-others/ http://xhtmlol.com/01/27/some-functions-are-much-clearer-than-others/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:21:54 +0000 paceaux http://xhtmlol.com/?p=167 function managers(){

var opinions = “bullcrap”;

body.unload(opinions);

}

]]> http://xhtmlol.com/01/27/some-functions-are-much-clearer-than-others/feed/ 0 the real miracle is in the stack trace http://xhtmlol.com/12/22/the-real-miracle-is-in-the-stack-trace/ http://xhtmlol.com/12/22/the-real-miracle-is-in-the-stack-trace/#comments Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:05:10 +0000 paceaux http://xhtmlol.com/?p=161

for(int i=1; i < 9; i++) {

hanukkahCandle(i).lightCandle(shamash);

}

courtesy of David Dewell

]]> http://xhtmlol.com/12/22/the-real-miracle-is-in-the-stack-trace/feed/ 0 If divs are collapsible, are Ps sinkable? http://xhtmlol.com/09/07/titanic-float-none/ http://xhtmlol.com/09/07/titanic-float-none/#comments Wed, 07 Sep 2011 22:19:50 +0000 paceaux http://xhtmlol.com/?p=159 <p class="titanic">
.titanic {float:none}

Courtesy of @saismo

]]> http://xhtmlol.com/09/07/titanic-float-none/feed/ 0 Why yes, I do have some comments http://xhtmlol.com/08/31/why-yes-i-do-have-some-comments/ http://xhtmlol.com/08/31/why-yes-i-do-have-some-comments/#comments Wed, 31 Aug 2011 22:51:05 +0000 paceaux http://xhtmlol.com/?p=156 Continue reading →]]> <body>

<div id=”body”> <!–body–>

<div id=”page”><!–page–>

<div id=”wrapper”><!–wrapper–>

<div id=”inside-wrapper”><!–inside wrapper. I use this for the wrapper that’s inside wrapper–>

<div id=”outer-inside-wrapper”><!–this is the wrapper inside the inside wrapper but outside the inner inside wrapper–>

<div id=”inner-inside-wrapper”><!–this is inside the outer inside wrapper that’s inside the inside wrapper –>

<div id=”inside-lining”><!–this div is inside the inner outer inside wrapper that’s inside the inside wrapper–>

<div id=”insulation”> <!- this div is protecting the inside of the inside inner outer inside wrapper that’s inside the page wrapper–>

<div id=”h1″><!–wrapping up that h1–>

<h1>Hello World</h1>

]]> http://xhtmlol.com/08/31/why-yes-i-do-have-some-comments/feed/ 0 Apple is really getting out of hand http://xhtmlol.com/08/31/apple-is-getting-really-out-of-hand/ http://xhtmlol.com/08/31/apple-is-getting-really-out-of-hand/#comments Wed, 31 Aug 2011 22:40:15 +0000 paceaux http://xhtmlol.com/?p=154 <iFrame src=”http://apple.com” class=”magic”></iFrame>

]]> http://xhtmlol.com/08/31/apple-is-getting-really-out-of-hand/feed/ 0 Daniel-san asks Mr. Miagi some dumb questions sometimes http://xhtmlol.com/07/14/daniel-san-asks-mr-miagi-some-dome-questions-sometime/ http://xhtmlol.com/07/14/daniel-san-asks-mr-miagi-some-dome-questions-sometime/#comments Thu, 14 Jul 2011 23:29:14 +0000 paceaux http://xhtmlol.com/?p=149 dojo.query(“.are-classes-better-than [type=text]“.style(“display”, “d’oh!”);

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