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Dude, No means No

//var newHTML = “<noscript>” + oldHTML + “</noscript>”; var nope = “<noscript>” + oldHTML + “</noscript>”;

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You’re problem isn’t just how you’ve targeted testing in IE9

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yeah, I don’t think global variables are the issue

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Well, the Problem isn’t Just that You’re Coding for the 90’s

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It’s a Pretty Standard Form for Most Projects

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The Scope of Your Variable Might Be A Problem

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Finally the Black Sheep Song Makes Sense

var this = that; var that = this; var youCanGetWith = this || that; while (youCanGetWith !=”this” ||  youCanGetWith != “that”){ this = “where it’s at”; }

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You know you could use the asterisk selector, right?

.this.project:not(.awesome){ font-style: bold; }

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Some functions are much clearer than others

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