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It’s a Pretty Standard Form for Most Projects
<form id=”projects”> <fieldset id=”upperManagement”> <input type=”useless” value=”high” /> </fieldset> <fieldset id=”requirements”> <input type=”hidden” name=”bussinessRules”/> <input type=”hidden” name=”browsersInScope”/> </fieldset> <fieldset id=”design”> <label for=”crappyDesign”>Type of Web Design</label> <select id=”crappyDesign”> <option value=”gradients and rounded corners”>Web 2.0</option> <option value=”not usable”>Innovative</option> <option value=”Only works in … Continue reading
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The Scope of Your Variable Might Be A Problem
function thisProject(){ var developer = boss || developers; while (developer == developers){ doWork(); progress++; } while (developer == boss){ undoWork(); progress-=2; return “can you fix it?” } } function undoWork(){ for (i= 0; i == progress; i++){ work = deleteThings() … Continue reading
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Finally the Black Sheep Song Makes Sense
var this = that; var that = this; var youCanGetWith = this || that; while (youCanGetWith !=”this” || youCanGetWith != “that”){ this = “where it’s at”; }
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You know you could use the asterisk selector, right?
.this.project:not(.awesome){ font-style: bold; }
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Some functions are much clearer than others
function managers(){ var opinions = “bullcrap”; body.unload(opinions); }
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the real miracle is in the stack trace
for(int i=1; i < 9; i++) { hanukkahCandle(i).lightCandle(shamash); } courtesy of David Dewell
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If divs are collapsible, are Ps sinkable?
<p class=”titanic”> .titanic {float:none} Courtesy of @saismo
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Why yes, I do have some comments
<body> <div id=”body”> <!–body–> <div id=”page”><!–page–> <div id=”wrapper”><!–wrapper–> <div id=”inside-wrapper”><!–inside wrapper. I use this for the wrapper that’s inside wrapper–> <div id=”outer-inside-wrapper”><!–this is the wrapper inside the inside wrapper but outside the inner inside wrapper–> <div id=”inner-inside-wrapper”><!–this is inside the … Continue reading
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Apple is really getting out of hand
<iFrame src=”http://apple.com” class=”magic”></iFrame>
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Daniel-san asks Mr. Miagi some dumb questions sometimes
dojo.query(“.are-classes-better-than [type=text]“.style(“display”, “d’oh!”);
